All lesbians in Canada piss me off. Like fuck all of you for being so damn beautiful. You all walk around with your hot girlfriends an play your hockey. Like the fuck you be so damn perfect. I might just move to Canada.
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Ugh do I have to shave my legs
- me: wow I'm fat
- me: maybe I look ok
- me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
- me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
- me: I am more than just my weight!
- me: who the fuck cares about anything
- me: I AM SO FAT.
- me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
- me: i hate myself
I still remember the way my stomach flipped when I first saw her. I tried so hard to keep it cool, but goddamnit she was beautiful.
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me flirting with boys: *mean as fuck, borderline insulting*
me flirting with girls: you’re perfect beautiful smart i love you so funny wow
- fall: ugh I can't wait for summer
- winter: ugh I can't wait for summer
- spring: ugh I can't wait for summer
- summer: wtf is this
Just spent forever getting my legs waxed and it’s only half done and it hurts like a motherfucker. Now my legs are all red and bumpy I swear they better be okay tomorrow or this was so not worth it fuck me
I honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. I mean I’m a guy and most of the time I’m way too lazy to shave my face, I can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive
These are the types of guys we need
the signs as I understand them from tumblr
- Aries: wants to fight everything
- Taurus: mom friend who eats a lot
- Gemini: smart and a lil evil
- Cancer: crybaby
- Leo: actually emperor kuzco
- Virgo: way kinkier than the name implies
- Libra: always in love
- Scorpio: evil but everyone want to fuck them
- Sagittarius: the coolest bro
- Capricorn: stays in their lane but gets shit done
- Aquarius: antisocial hippie
- Pisces: total sweetheart
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